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You know how every apartment building has that one neighbor who’s just living a life way more intense than yours?
Well, meet her — The Woman Below Us.
She’s not just pregnant. She’s apparently the emotional center of the universe.
Three men. One glowing belly. Zero context.
We don’t know if they’re:
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All the potential baby daddies (we’re not judging — it’s 2025),
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Her husband and his two emotionally available gym bros,
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Or just the cast of a new telenovela titled: “Who’s the Father? Plot Twist Edition.”
All we know is this:
❗️Every time she sneezes, a man cries.
❗️When she craves pickles at 2 AM, a dude sprints to a 24/7 store shirtless.
❗️Her baby shower had more testosterone than a Marvel audition.
Meanwhile us? We’re upstairs trying to open a jar of pasta sauce by ourselves for 7 minutes.
So here’s the real question…
➡️ Is this just a graphic?
➡️ A simulation glitch?
➡️ Or the actual plotline of your next favorite Webtoon?
Either way, she’s thriving.
And we?
We’re just vibing with our air fryer and wondering how to get on that emotional support team.
Tag someone who’d make a great member of the “pregnancy Avengers.” 💪👶
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